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She shouldn't ask
04-08-2011, 09:29 AM
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A wife asked her husband to describe her

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.

She said, 'What does that mean?'

He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'.

She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K ?'





He said-- I'm Just Kidding---!!!
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04-08-2011, 07:03 PM
Post: #2
RE: She shouldn't ask
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."
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04-11-2011, 01:02 PM
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RE: She shouldn't ask
Husband to wife ' Will you still love me if you win the lottery?'
'Of course I will darling - I'll miss you though!'

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