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Old is best
03-30-2011, 09:12 AM
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Old is best
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours
- blue, green, orange, red & purple -
And my dad kept staring at her.

The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.

When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never
Done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke
On his response - I knew he'd have a good one!

In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock...
I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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03-30-2011, 09:16 AM
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RE: Old is best
Nice one tigers!Big Grin

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03-30-2011, 11:26 AM
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RE: Old is best
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea , and then," he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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